Once upon a time there was a planet in a distant galaxy whose inhabitants all had perfectly proportioned bodies. Everyone was beautiful and had all the curves in the right places, but no one was happy because they longed to meet people who were different. So they sent to earth for men and women to bring back to their planet to marry. But these people on earth who were not perfect became perfect as soon as they landed on this distant planet, the magnificent Planet Xanadar.

So the Xanadarians could only find imperfect people if they came to earth to live. Many of them did that and they became movie stars and rock stars and fashion models and they all married imperfect people and lived happily ever after. Well, not the movie stars.

So if you want to be perfect either you go to Planet Xanadar and become perfect, or send the person who wants you to be perfect there and he or she will see how unhappy the perfect people are and will come back and fall in love with you.

I dont know how the Xanadarians deal with kissing; you will just have to find that out for yourself.

Glob Glub. (Thats Xanadarian for good luck)

Jack Wilson

Jack Wilson is an artist, writer, poet, musician, composer now living in Tempe Arizona.

He has translated many poems, stories and songs from English into Esperanto and has taught self-improvement, art, creativity and writing classes for adults in Los Angeles and Phoenix.